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VIDEO If a zombie apocalypse attacked Pattonville, who would you save?

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A group of students were asked: “If there was a zombie attack here at the school, whom would you want to come save you?” Once answered, whoever was wanted to be a savior was then asked same question, followed by “What tips would you give to stay alive during the apocalypse?” Students appeared confused when asked the two questions but quickly responded once they understood.

The most recommended savior was a sophomore student and volleyball player Erykah White.

When Erykah was asked to give tips on staying alive, she answered and gave a short, but useful tip: “Just don’t die.”

School administrators were also asked either one or two questions. Runner-up for a wanted savior was Mr. Patrick, recommended by Coach Mueller and Mr. Newton.

Mr. Patrick is not an ordinary world history teacher. In his free time he hunts which would make him the ideal zombie hunter. Mr. Patrick’s wanted savior was Mr. Newton and his tip to stay alive was to “Double tap” he said, which means to “Shoot twice.”

Also asked to share tips on how to stay alive was Mr. Smiley.

“Own at least one firearm, or maybe an additional firearm like a crossbow, have at least 10,000 to 15,000 rounds of ammunition, lots of beef jerky, and to make sure to bring Mr. Patrick and Newton who both have many firearms, from my experience in our department lunches, bring lots of meat.”

Who would you want to save you this Halloween if an apocalypse was to happen? Leave your answer in the comments section.

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